kingalistair:

waytoooldforthisshit:

kingalistair:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

Urghhhhh.

Drank too much? Heh.

It appears to be so. Is this funny to you, Alistair? IS MY PAIN FUNNY TO YOU?

Heh… Um…. Of course not..

<________________________________<;;

-sighs- Very well, Alistair.

Leave me to my misery. 

kingalistair:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

Urghhhhh.

Drank too much? Heh.

It appears to be so. Is this funny to you, Alistair? IS MY PAIN FUNNY TO YOU?

whyswhoswhats:

waytoooldforthisshit:

witchgonewild:

a wizard did it.: Oh Maker…

witchgonewild:

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

whyswhoswhats:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

 So sweeeeeeet

STOP IT NOW.

What did I say about yelling? You’re going to make your headache worse.

MY BRAIN IS SCREAMING. I WILL YELL IF I MUST.

witchgonewild:

a wizard did it.: Oh Maker…

witchgonewild:

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

whyswhoswhats:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

 So sweeeeeeet

STOP IT NOW.

witchgonewild:

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

whyswhoswhats:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

Nonsense. Alistair knows I do not approve of him.

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

whyswhoswhats:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

Urghhhhh.

Did you wake up with a redheaded beauty?

W-Excuse me?

You were making drunk eyes at a certain magnificent fiery-haired warrior last night.

Why would I be eyes making at Fen- wait, did you say fiery? 

I did indeed.

NO.

Surely you jest! Just because this old man cannot remember anything, does not mean you can play him for a fool!

iaccidentallythechantry:

waytoooldforthisshit:

iaccidentallythechantry:

whyswhoswhats:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

Urghhhhh.

Did you wake up with a redheaded beauty?

W-Excuse me?

You were making drunk eyes at a certain magnificent fiery-haired warrior last night.

Why would I be making at Fen- wait, did you say fiery? 

championofrainbows:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

Urghhhhh.

Was the night comfortable and possibly red?

What are you getting at, creature? It was not comfortable in the least and why would my night be…red?

witchgonewild:

iaccidentallythechantry:

whyswhoswhats:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

Urghhhhh.

Did you wake up with a redheaded beauty?

 He is magnificent that dwarf.

Dwarf?

iaccidentallythechantry:

whyswhoswhats:

waytoooldforthisshit:

…someone strike me down.

This headache is like two Archdemons mating inside my brain.

Urghhhhh.

Did you wake up with a redheaded beauty?

W-Excuse me?